性愛合約 Sex Guarantee

性愛合約險，你有需要一份嗎？

性愛合約規定：
【一個月內若沒做愛並且提出證據，可找業務員索賠】

客人 Z先生向我購買此險，以為讓我賺到甜頭不需要理賠，
誰知曉 Z先生忍一個月就為了.....

Do you need an insurance for sexual ecstasy?

According to the contract, if the client had no sexual intercourse in a time span of 30 days and can be supported by evidence, he may have compensations from the insurance salesman.

Mr. Z bought this insurance from me, I thought this is a sure win for me.
Who knew Mr. Z could hold it in for a month just for....